1. |
Beware!
01:21
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2. |
Pretending to be Pirates
02:44
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Since I’ve left my town from the port
I’ve gone abroad and founded my own fort
We stand for justice and our sense of fun
Not to be put down by anyone
It’s such a sobering thought to think
This adventure may end some day
But we’re having fun for now, so what’s the harm
The fun will last long but I don’t think we will
We’ll do what we want
We’ll do what we please
On our ship we can’t get hurt
We love it here on the sea
And when we have to go home
We’ll always have these times to go back to
Never have to get down again
As long as the memories remain
We jump around from town to town
Never a thought about what could go down
Sometimes I meet someone from my old life
Before I joined my gang of pirates I was nothing
I tell them to shove off
And we go down our merry own way
I feel the heat on my neck now
I know there’s no going back now
We’ll do what we want
We’ll do what we please
On our pirate ship we can’t get hurt
Wandering around for as long as we please
And when we have to go home
We’ll always have these times to go back to
Never have to get down again
As long as the memories remain
It was June 16’th when I left home
I don’t regret it for one gosh darn second
My family may miss me
But it feels so good to be a pirate
One time, I was taking the ship over the crest of a wave
But we all washed up on a nearby island
Everyone turned up alive and well so it was all fine
And I’m here telling the story aren’t I?
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3. |
Oops! All Berries
02:28
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Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
I wake up in the morning to get ready for the day
I go downstairs ready to shout hooray
But when I get to my cabinet I find my cereal’s gone astray
I open that box and I shout no way!
I need my cereal because it’s the best
Need it right now because it tastes so good
Need it right now, need it right now
Need it right now, need it in my mouth
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
I get to the store, gotta get more cereal
I grab that cart and I get got go
Get to the cereal, scarf it down right there
Take it to the cashier, buy a dozen boxes
Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries
It’s the best thing in the world
Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries
Part of a balanced breakfast
Nothing in the world truly can compare
Captain Crunch Oops! All Berries
It's the best!
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
Oops! All Berries
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4. |
Middle School Mafia
02:44
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These juveniles walk around school
With their knee high socks and baggy caps
Thinking that they’re really cool
Riding around, opening their traps
Thinking they can just yap yap yap
The toughest kids not in juvy
If you ever happen to overlap
There will be no recovery
They won’t be scared to give you a slap
They’ll get you with their delinquent thuggery
They’ll be home for their afternoon nap
If you don’t know, I’ll give you the summary
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re the toughest guys in town
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re not here to mess around!
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re the toughest kids on the block
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They really, really mean business
Close encounter with that tiny guy gang
They just don’t seem to respect me at all
I was running around with a bouncy ball and some change
When I ran into one right by the mall
He held a cap gun, acting real tall
He said give me that or I will scream
I hit him upside the head and gave him the ball
He then called out for his team
All his cronies appeared, they wanted to brawl
From my ears, I released some steam
I took the cap gun and I shot them all
But this victory was just a daydream
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re the toughest guys in town
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re not here to mess around!
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They’re the toughest kids on the block
They’re the Middle School Mafia!
They really, really mean business
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5. |
Big City Wipeout
03:39
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I went surfing on a cloudy day
It was quiet and should I say that
Nothing can ever help me
Out of this sunken city
I fell into the strongest waves
And I don’t think I can return
Until I surface my heart shall yearn
I sunk into the strongest depths
You try so hard to go and get it
You work so hard and get no credit
You try so hard to go and get it
But you’ll be stuck under forever
One of these days you will find
You’ve been here forever and you don’t mind
You will stay here if you’re so inclined
And on the surface I will unwind
These memories, so hard to find
Where have you gone where have you gone
Oh, I’m underwater with these prawns
And I feel that I’m in a bind
Can’t see more than a foot away
I can accept you won’t come back to me
Just so long as you are happy
And these little critters they like to play
You try so hard to go and get it
You work so hard and get no credit
You try so hard to go and get it
But you’ll be stuck under forever
One of these days you will find
You’ve been here forever and you don’t mind
You will stay here if you’re so inclined
And on the surface I will unwind
You try so hard to go and get it
You work so hard and get no credit
You try so hard to go and get it
But you’ll be stuck under forever
One of these days you will find
You’ve been here forever and you don’t mind
You’ll always be there since you’re inclined
And on the surface I can unwind
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6. |
Reconnaissance Men
02:09
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Night and day we walk these streets
We’re searching for the clues
If you try to stop us now
We’ll surely come for you
Our mission is to stop this man
Before he gets the plans
If you try and beat them not
They’ll come for you too
Agent Marty, come in
We’re almost done still pushing through
It still won’t be enough
We’re gonna need some more backup
Come on we need to move up
We move through these air ducts
To make sure we succeed
Our strategies will help us win
We really are the best
Agent Benny, report! Report!
Agent Robby, can you read me?
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7. |
Speedbumps
02:22
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Boogie boarders!
Get off the beach!
We don't like you!
You smell like feet!
If you like sponging, raise your hand!
You're causing trouble, get off my sand!
You can't stand up, on your boards
You'll never grow up, to be big boys
I bet at home you still wet the bed
And if you snake me, you're dead!
Foam
Sponge
No
Fun
Stand
Up
Or you better
Run
Out in the lineup, you look real dumb
Wetsuits backwards, sucking your thumb
Come on guys, you'll never learn
Just watch us shred, and wait your turn
Out of the water, get out right now!
Get off my beach, you're not allowed!
Damn Boogie boarders, don't know they're kooks
Their stupid faces make me wanna puke!
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8. |
Recess
02:11
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(Instrumental)
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9. |
Drinking Soda
01:48
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Root beer, cola
Lemon lime, creme soda
Vanilla bean, more cola
Drinking soda until dawn!
Getting together with all my friends
A fun party we shall have
A two liter and some pizza
Come in and have a blast!
Drinking soda all night long
In my treehouse on the lawn
Sitting round til the rising sun
Up all night till dawn
Drinking soda, drinking soda
Every night of day
When everyone else is gone
We can drink soda all night long!
Every day when I get home
I think where are my friends
So I call them up and we get together
And we sing this drinking soda song
Drinking soda all night long
In my treehouse on the lawn
Sitting round til the rising sun
Up all night to have some fun
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10. |
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My dad could beat up your dad
Your dad is really wimpy
My dad works for a big company
He brings in all the money
My dad he's gonna beat up your dad
Yours is so puny
I don't think he even stands ay chances
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
It’s gonna be a real breeze
He can do it with relative ease
My dad is so quick and strong
He could beat up your dad with only one arm
Your dad is gonna go down
My dad could fight for a living
And he’s also really cool
Way cooler than you and your dad
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
My dad could beat up your dad
No, my dad could beat up yours!
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11. |
Lavatacus
02:32
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One dark night walking through the halls
I turned the corner to my safe haven
But little did I know the Lavatacus was up
Blinded by the light I quickly sat
But it was too late
For I had fallen into the Lavatacus’ trap
I just wanna slam oh please don’t hurt me
I don’t wanna fear just please don’t scare me
I can run and hide but please don’t find me
First he’s gonna trap you then he’s gonna chomp on you
He sent me on a spiral of twists and turns
In his endless pit to the world below
I fought and struggled but just fell deeper
Stuck for so long I just get weaker
All is lost and hope is slim
I fear I'll never see the world again
My fate accepted in this hollow lake
Until band friend Gary came running awake
I just wanna slam oh please don’t hurt me
I don’t wanna fear just please don’t scare me
I can run and hide but please don’t find me
First he’s gonna trap you then he’s gonna murder you
Never again you Lavatacus
Your terror is over your time is through
I’ve learned my lesson
Now I will never fear you
I will never fear now don’t deny it
I will never run so don’t even try it
I will never hide cause now that I’m it
You can pull some fun but now you're really done
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12. |
Get Scared
03:17
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Robert Intro
Intro
Transition
Chorus:
Get scared on a Halloween night
Let yourself be filled with fright
All of you trick ‘r’ treaters
Better look out on this night!
Be wary of these creepy creatures
Watch out as you stroll these streets
These monsters are out alive
Watch out, it’s behind you!
Get scared on a dark, gloomy night
With no parents out to greet you
On this street there are only strangers
Look out, in the window!
Monsters monsters ghouls and ghosts
All of them out on Halloween
These monsters will take over your holiday
Hahaha, it’s alive!
Verse:
Out of their cemeteries
Out of their laboratories
They’re coming out and they’re looking for you
Out of their coffins
Out of their graves
All of them are out alive
Trying to take over this sacred night
Filling you to the brim with fright
They will scratch and they will bite
To get out safely there must be a fight
Transition
Chorus:
Get scared on a Halloween night
Let yourself be filled with fright
All of you trick ‘r’ treaters
It’s alive!
Be wary of these creepy creatures
Watch out as you stroll these streets
Because these monsters are out alive
Watch out, it’s behind you!
Get scared on a dark, gloomy night
With no parents out to greet you
On this street there are only strangers
Look out, in the window!
Monsters monsters scares and creeps
All of them out on Halloween
These monsters have taken over Halloween
Hahaha, it’s alive!
Verse:
These monsters want these horrid places
Dracula wants his grimy castle
Wolfman and Frankenstein want the lab
And mummy just wants his old tomb
These monsters just want some upkeep
These Crypt keepers want to keep crypts
So if you want to make it out alive
Reach out your hand and make some friends
Swing
Double-Time
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13. |
Dear Brother
04:36
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Woke up on the wrong side of bed
Children running all through my head
I heard a cry out in the street
I just wanted something to eat
I head out of my front door
And I’m not home until three or four
Now I’m alone not wearing pants
And it just makes me want to dance
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
Not enough room for me to roam
Living in monochrome!
College is done and I am through
I have nowhere to go
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
I’m flat broke with no spare change
Have nowhere to call my range
If my whereabouts were uncertain
I would not be on milk carton
There are no more parents no more rules
Now I wonder if I am a fool
Thinking about life ahead of school
A life filled with fun, that totally rules
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
Not enough room for me to roam
Living in monochrome!
College is done and I am through
I have nowhere to go
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
I have job interview Thursday
And I’m ready to go away
Next time I see mother and father
I’ll be the one who is the scholar
I don’t know if I can make it
I feel the only option is to quit
But I know the next time we meet
You’ll find my dreams are complete
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
Not enough room for me to roam
Living in monochrome!
College is done and I am through
I have nowhere to go
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
I don’t know if you knew this
But everything has lead to bliss
Our lives culminating to this
Living in perpetual bliss
I can’t overstate the importance
But I didn’t think I would make it
You thought I would admit I quit
But now I know I have really made it
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
Not enough room for me to roam
Living in monochrome!
College is done and I am through
I have nowhere to go
It’s been rough living on my own
Without a place to call my home
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14. |
The Adventure Ends
00:50
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